Howdy Pardner, them thar robots out in the western world have gone plumb loco agin’! And your help would make us very much obliged, I’m sure. What’s in it for you?! Why, brand spankin' new rewards! You can whistle your heart out and attract some cattle, or yer horse, or maybe that fancy cowboy from downtown. And ya get a poncho fit fer the good, the bad, AND the ugly! Check 'em out:
This time's a little different, though. We got ourselves a brand new Alert: Asciing for Trouble. Main Street needs cleanin' up of rowdies, partner, 'specially that low-down, no-good murderous polecat ASCII Oakley. Take out enough of them no-accounts on Main Street, and she's sure to show up, with a hankerin' for a fight. You complete that, you can make yer hair all purty with robo curls! Git down to Snake Gulch between February 27th at 8am PT and March 5th at 8am PT, and git to shootin', tex!