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DEEP SPACE NINE, BAJORAN SYSTEM

It’s that time of the year, sports fans! Everyone’s favorite season – the start of the biggest sport in the galaxy! No, not baseball season. We’re talking about the best reason to come down to Quarks and throw back a brew – Tribble Darts! That’s right, folks, citizens of the galaxy can now step up to the plate and try their luck at throwing a full sized tribble at our dart board. Look at the satisfying way these lovable, furry creatures just bounce right off the board. Truly, a sight to behold!

How do you play Tribble Darts, you ask? Why, it’s quite simple. First, approach the dart board, and pull our your favorite furry pet. Once it’s out, immediately click on “play darts,” and watch the little fluff ball fly! Scoring is easy, too. Quark has put together an ingenious scoring system for you as well. It’s very simple:

Remember, the first customer to rack up 11,000,000,000 points gets a free drink, on the house!* So come to Quarks, don’t walk, run!

*Free drink and scoring at full discretion of owner and proprietor. Anyone playing and not buying drinks or food or playing Dabo will be asked to leave. Some restrictions apply. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.